COSMIC CRYSTALS: OUR NEWEST CELESTIAL OFFERINGHave you manifested your Cosmic Crystal yet? Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking..
 
Mirrored Reflective Lenses
For Regular Heads or Wider Heads
Best Suited for Reaching New Heights
 
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is flight-weight to prevent bouncing when running, biking, beasting, or exceeding speeds of Mach 5.*
*Not tested at hypersonic speed, but…we’re pretty sure.
3 ALL POLARISED
The speed of light got nothing on you. These glare-reducing, polarised lenses with UV400 protection blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL SPEED
An all new shape built to give you the ultimate speed advantage whether you're crushing beers or crushing your competition.   
 
INTRODUCING BORNITE BIRTHDAY SUIT.
What are some similarities between these glasses and birthday suits? They both tease and look edible when seen. (Don't eat the glasses, though. Even if they're on top of a delicious cake. Also don't bake cakes with bornite because people might lose teeth.)