LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) According to God Sex Magazine, Zeus had 57 partners, 54 children, and countless ties for Xmas presents.)
 
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INTRODUCING ZEUS, YOU ARE THE FATHER.
Once he was dragged onto Ancient Greek Television to prove he fathered Ares, but before the results were read he threw lightning bolts at Maurice, the God of Dramatic Reveal. The spirit of Zeus currently lives on in furries.